capris

Half-assed pants that only come halfway down the shin. They manage the magnificent feat if being both too hot when it's hot out and too cold when it's cold out. Only acceptable when worn by pre-teen girls, and sometimes not even then. They also seem to be a favorite of the popular crowd.

Brittney: Did you get your capris at Abercrombie and Fitch?
Ashley: Yeah, but now that I'm 14 I might have to throw them out.

by Palindrome Princess December 3, 2009

monkey capers

Monkey capers are the worst type of caper which is used to a bad or shady action you are about to commit.

Intars: cor dordy you see the way I robbed them beers from morrisons
Liam: Yh chavi that was some monkey capers

by Mcfeeny10 April 28, 2020

Vampzkook and Caprisun

ily guy sm u dont even know yall r like family to me #wap mwa mwa! <3333

wow i just wanna kiss vampzkook and caprisun, they are so kind.

by xelancholy October 3, 2021

Don Juan Capristrano

The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.

That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.

by Sean Ochoa August 21, 2008

caprisun

A shitty kids drink that makes your mouth dry as hell and you have to drink like 3 more for it to stop still tastes better than water though.

1: im thristy got anything to drink
2: just caprisun and water
1: bring me 3 caprisuns

by stewfoo January 8, 2005

caparison

Awsome japanese guitars used by bands like Arch Enemy, Soilwork, Killswitch Engage and The Haunted. Not available in North America and very expensive.

Dellinger
Angelus
Horus

by Stefan R January 25, 2005

capers

Flowering bud of the keisha bush, used in fancy cooking.

Fresh salmon with lemon caper garlic sauce.

by MikelMikel February 16, 2005