cantilingus

an obvious failled attempt at giving a female oral pleasure or a refusal to give said oral pleasure

did you get some last night?
not really, got a little cantilingus, if that counts.
so i saw you at the bar last night with that nasty chic..
oh yea we went home but one look at that thing i said sorry cantilingus tonight

by rev. redeye November 23, 2011

cantalouper

A being which seems to possesses no limbs, as the shape of said being obscures them.

Jim: Look at the size of that homeless fellow.

Reuben: Cantalouper.

by MelonLiquor June 22, 2014

Cantillo

The surname given to a Colombian legend. A Cantillo is a pure savage, one who tortures the mind to such a degree, that it is impossible for chance to respond. His Colombian heritage will always be the medium to which he lives and dwells on others. No matter what you say to him, Colombia will always be superior. He will convince you to release your sins and fall into his realm of Colombian appreciation. There is absolutely nothing you can do to convince him wrong about any subject, because you, in fact, are in the wrong, every time.

Beware, he will never eat.......never sleep........and never stop throwing insults at you.

ex.

Friend 1: "Hey, where do you want to go this weekend?
Cantillo: " Excuse me, what kind of insensible dumb-ass would suggest anywhere other than Bogota, Colombia. I hope you and your stupid family fly to somewhere else other than Colombia and have a horrible time. There is nothing greater than Colombia; we are the start and result of everything sacred on this planet. Pangea was created from here, Donkeys roam our streets looking for computer science internships, robot chickens have sex with each other on the streets at noon, our president is the most interesting man in the world and finally, the red coloration on our flag is covered with the blood of our fallen soldiers defending our nation from the evil that is, western-skinny jeans. We are more superior in every way possible, so shut your mouth, fill it with Platanos and EAT IT!!!
Friend 1: "K"

by otter101 April 29, 2019

cactail

when you are laughing so hard you fall on the ground and start rolling around in pain, but cannot stop laughing no matter how hard you try. ( you may tear due to pain.)

I went cactail the other day when Bob got sacked and fell off the deck.

by Camgram July 4, 2005

The cantaloupe

When you take a tortillia, put it up your asshole and then feed it to your younger sister.

Boy 1: Man my parents turned mad when I did the cantaloupe yesterday
Boy 2: Oh dude that sucks

by Bigger Smoke November 21, 2019

The Cantaloupe Challenge

The Cantaloupe Challenge is replacing your mouth with a warm cantaloupe while giving a guy head. The man is told that he needs to be blindfolded to add to the sexyness of the blowjob. The girl goes down on the guy for a minute or so. Then she tells him that she has to put her hair up but instead she grabs the already warm cantaloupe (with a hole carved through the rine) and the proceeds to fool the man by sliding the cantaloupe over his dick, and then mimicking the motion of giving head. The challenge is to see how long it takes the man before he realizes that he has been fucking a Cantaloupe instead of getting head.

I totally got my boyfriend last night! I tried The Cantaloupe Challenge and he didnt realize for 10 minutes! He nearly came!

by Hooker Trooper 6974 August 17, 2016

cantaloupes

Your testicles, man.

Jesus that crazy bitch kicked me in the cantaloupes, man. I be singin soprano for the next week or so fo shizzles.

by Beninski May 20, 2009