Banipulate

In congruence with the opposite parallel of "Gatekeep, Girboss, Gaslight", and other iterations, the term Banipulate is in reference to the phrase, "Boykeep, Betray, Banipulate". The world banipulate means for a person wielding a penis to manipulate a person on the basis of personally sexual gratification, with the root of the word Banipulate being banana, also a reference to one's own genitalia.

Person: "Why are you friends with (blank), don't you know they only want to banipulate you?"

by Yuhk February 10, 2023

Capitulate

Better than "BOW to the tyrant." It's like the fancy version of "kowtowing."

Hym "Don't capitulate to HIM! Capitulate to ME! And not ME Hym but-Oh shit... Wait... Yes ME Hym but not HIM him? Yeah... Or wait... I mean... Don't NOT capitulate to ME Hym and Don't capitulate to HIM him... Right!?"

by Hym Iam July 20, 2023

Manipulate

No it doesn't bitch it literally has nothing to do with your ability to manipulate men.

Hym "Listen to this lying ass bitch. It has nothing to do with your ability to manipulate a man. If that's a euphemism for fat-cock then I believe you but if you're serious you need to hang yourself. Can you manipulate the fat-cocks? Nooooo... You can't. Scarcity makes it impossible because if he catches you then it's bye-bye fat-cock. He can find another whole to fill. And will. You'll have to go without. You'll need to find a rube. Somone who will give you all their money so you can sit around and look for another fat-cock but 'oh no!' You're running out of time! Getting older. Hey, who wants to bet me that women only release oxytocin when they orgasm. I'll bet you a million dollars if you test them for it you'll find that if you pound that cervix you'll get a massive oxytocin dump."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

Manipulated Evidence Theory

This theory focuses on the strategic alteration of authentic evidence to change its meaning. Unlike fabrication, it starts with something real—a data set, a photo, a quote—and then deliberately distorts it through selective editing, misleading context, or improper analysis. The goal is to make the genuine evidence tell a lie, preserving a veneer of authenticity while perverting its truth.

Manipulated Evidence Theory Example: A politician is recorded saying, "We need to invest in this community." The clip is manipulated by an opponent's ad team to loop and truncate it as: "We need to invest... in this." implying selfish intent. The audio is real, but its meaning has been surgically reversed. This is evidence manipulation as a dark art of context-shifting.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 6, 2026

Cutipulate

to emit, control, or manipulate energy through ones fingertips.

OMG my fingers are glowing and i can shoot laser beams outta them.

Youre just cutipulating, everyone gets a cutipulate stage at 15.

by The lizard tickler April 13, 2025

Conopulate

To twist and turn violently like a loonatic

It is bad to conopulate your hair!!

by SPANY907 October 10, 2025

manipulater

A negatively-influential person who needlessly delays performing/allowing actions dat others ask him about.

Many famous --- or INfamous, perhaps --- people were master manipulaters, unfeelingly compelling their followers/subjects to wait absurd lengths of time for them to make important decisions, perform tasks/improvements, complete literary/art/musical compositions, etc.

by QuacksO October 15, 2025