camoflagery

when something has good camoflage

That tree has camoflagery

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Camofag

A soldier who applies camoflauge paint to equipment which does not aid in the concealment of the soldier.

Lt. Nutsack spray painted his nalgene bottle and his watch! What a camofag!

by Matthew Locke November 2, 2015

camoflatulence

Attempting to "pass wind" (Alright... farting) as quietly as possible. A loud cough can help to cover any sound.

The one cheek sneak is a good example of camoflatulence.

by Kenneycan July 12, 2016

camoocha

The South American word for the female genitalia.

my camoocha is sick again , that time you know.

by ben newton January 2, 2007

camoose

A cross between a camel and a moose

I want a camoose

by bregvda January 5, 2012

camoflush

The act of flushing the toilet to muffle out the sound of you fucking your friend's wife in the bathroom of the hotel room you and your wife are sharing with him and his wife, usually occurs after a long night of drinking. Sometimes requires multiple flushes. Often combined with one of the many forms of blumpkin.

I invented the camoflush last weekend whilst banging my buddie's wife in the bathroom at the holiday inn express, while he and my wife were both asleep in the other room. So basically I saved some duckets on the hotel room and also scored some strange.

by soybot March 30, 2007

camoflage

Basically what rednecks say because they're incapable of saying camouflage. They pronounce it Cahh-mool-flayyge

Joe Bob: Hey Daryl git' me one uh them there jackets.

Daryl: Which one pa?!

Joe Bob: That there camoflage one boy! Get er' done!

by Bippin McPimpin May 19, 2016