Coach Caliendo

A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.

I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.

I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.

Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit

by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019

Jeanne Calment

The oldest verified human to have ever lived, reaching the age of 122 years and 164 days.

Tim: Wow, your grandmother is 105?
Suzy: Yeah, she’s so healthy too, I bet she can be the next Jeanne Calment.
Tim: Who now?
Suzy: Only the oldest human to ever exist, that 90% of population don’t know.

by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2020

caca caliente

Hot shit that makes your ass burn with regret of ever eating those Hot Cheetos!

Dude... I just took a Caca Caliente

by AppleBot January 20, 2021

Chica Caliente

Hot Latina girl.

Guy #1: What kind of Latin girl is she? Average?
Guy #2: No man, she is a "Chica Caliente"

by tomhardystraps October 14, 2012

Caliente Carl

The Mexican version of the Hot Carl (see Hot Carl).

I gave david a Caliente Carl.

by MitchMartinez333 September 3, 2009

polla caliente

Spanish slang for "cock-tease." Seen as a strong insult when directed toward either men or women.

This phrase is particularly used in this context in Spain.

"Polla caliente" literary means "hot cock."

Manuel: Yo quiero follarte, te lo juro.
Jose: No me chingues, polla caliente!

Manuel: I want to fuck you, I swear.
Jose: Don't fuck with me, cock-tease!

by kgacho August 22, 2009

calminous

Both calm and ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding.

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan September 18, 2008