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South Caldwell High School

South Caldwell High School located in Hudson NC is one of the 3 schools in Caldwell county, all the girls are notoriously horny and will definitely drop their pants if you ask them too. If you meet a virgin at this school, they’re either super religious or extremely weird there is no in between. Everyone is so fucked up on nicotine and xans if you talk to someone they’re most likely going to call you a fuck nigga and ask to hit your vape. Yeahhh SSTID? More like how’d you get that STD you nasty little bastard. Unless you are a drugged out up shot, stay as far away from that shit hole as you possibly can.
Bro be careful, that bitch goes to South Caldwell High School, she definitely has vagina spiders
by FuckCoke69 May 22, 2022
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Cameron James Caldwell (CJ)

Used to describe someone that is extremely volatile and mean. Backstabber.
A kid that should be in anger management more often....
by Dybbuk March 6, 2005
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Kimoni Caldwell

An athletic chubby guy,can make friends easily, has his friends back ,and is an underrated smart person
Kimoni Caldwell can you help me get my drumsticks back
by Gman56 November 30, 2016
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Brooke Caldwell

Brooke is the queen of sarcasm and motivational speeches. She’ll roast you for being lazy, but then drop some life-changing advice that makes you want to change everything about yourself. You’ll leave feeling both insulted and inspired— it’s a talent.
Person 1: “Brooke Caldwell just told me I’m wasting my potential and I need to ‘get off my ass and do something.’”
Person 2: “Classic Brooke. You hate her while she’s saying it, but then you start working harder the next day.”
by TarinWinslow July 26, 2025
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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope

The most handsome being alive. Perfect in every way shape and form. Also happens to be the greatest basketball player of all time, with two NBA championships.
Bro, you might've cured cancer, but you're not Kentavious Caldwell-Pope!
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David Caldwell

One of the most intelligent people you will ever know. Street and book smart. Extremely funny, but only for people who actually like humor. Pretty old school when it comes to respect, but that’s the best kind of respect. He may be respectful and is the kind of guy who helps an old lady walk the street, but he’s also the kind of guy who will throw you across the room if you piss him off. If you ever meet a David Caldwell, you won’t ever forget him. He may become your best friend or he might think you’re retarded and annoying. But if you get the chance to become his best friend, you’re one of the luckiest!
Yo, that David Caldwell is cool! Idk if I want to ask him about history or ask him advice on going to pound town?
by 999merie March 8, 2021
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Señora Caldwell

A complete fuck head who is a Karen and probably one of the most annoying people u will ever meet
OMG!!! why the hell does there have to be a Señora Caldwell in my life?!?!
by ohyeasfuckyea March 8, 2022
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