South Caldwell High School

South Caldwell High School located in Hudson NC is one of the 3 schools in Caldwell county, all the girls are notoriously horny and will definitely drop their pants if you ask them too. If you meet a virgin at this school, they’re either super religious or extremely weird there is no in between. Everyone is so fucked up on nicotine and xans if you talk to someone they’re most likely going to call you a fuck nigga and ask to hit your vape. Yeahhh SSTID? More like how’d you get that STD you nasty little bastard. Unless you are a drugged out up shot, stay as far away from that shit hole as you possibly can.

Bro be careful, that bitch goes to South Caldwell High School, she definitely has vagina spiders

by FuckCoke69 May 22, 2022

Cameron James Caldwell (CJ)

Used to describe someone that is extremely volatile and mean. Backstabber.

A kid that should be in anger management more often....

by Dybbuk March 6, 2005

Brooke Caldwell

Brooke Caldwell is the type of girl who can leave you wondering whether she likes you or hates you, and then hit you with a smile so sweet it could make you forget you ever had doubts. She’s the queen of playing it cool… until she’s not.

Boy 1: I think Brooke Caldwell likes me..

Boy 2: Uhh, are you dumb? She doesn't date people..

Boy 1: Wait what! B..but she was being so nice to me?!? She has to like me!

Boy 2: DUDE!!! She hates your guts..!

by TarinWinslow July 24, 2025

gage caldwell

Gage Caldwell is a badass mother fucker who slays poon by walking in a room. Usually Gage Caldwell is athletic gentle sweet and love to hit up on that fat ass.

Gage Caldwell love the booty

by Gage Caldwell January 8, 2018

Brooke Caldwel

Brooke Caldwell has this very independent streak where she’ll act like she doesn’t need anyone and she doesn’t btw. But she does want someone who gets her, and when she does let someone in, it’s like they’ve unlocked a whole new layer of her personality. Congrats, you’re special if that happens.

Person 1: Who's that?

Person 2: That's The “I Don’t Need Anyone, But I Want Someone” girl

Person 1: Ohhh, Brooke Caldwell?

by TarinWinslow July 24, 2025

Brooke Caldwell

A girl with many talents, yet her greatest is her kindness.

Has Brooke Caldwell saved your life too?

by TarinWinslow July 19, 2025

Brooke Caldwell

Brooke is the queen of sarcasm and motivational speeches. She’ll roast you for being lazy, but then drop some life-changing advice that makes you want to change everything about yourself. You’ll leave feeling both insulted and inspired— it’s a talent.

Person 1: “Brooke Caldwell just told me I’m wasting my potential and I need to ‘get off my ass and do something.’”
Person 2: “Classic Brooke. You hate her while she’s saying it, but then you start working harder the next day.”

by TarinWinslow July 26, 2025