Man, I totally rubbed one out to those shots of Lindsay Lohan topless. Her mom was in the background, though - total collateral fappage.
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Pussy that was not intended for you, but attained none the less, by being in the right place at the right time.
Guy 1: "Wow, i was wasted last night. How in the hell did I end up with sara in my bed??"
Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."
Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"
Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."
Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"
by Hijo De Ricardo December 5, 2010
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The children who died at Waco were colateral damage, but the children killed in Oaklahoma City were needlessly massacred.
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like Elton loves David,
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thats how"
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Me: (Silence)
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