Caitlyn

Caitlyn's can always be trusted. You can tell them your deepest secrets and they won't tell s soul. They will help you through tough times and help you be the best person you can be. Caitlyn's are awesome to talk to. They are the most kind, beautiful, smart and maybe a bit forgetful but certainly not forgettable people ever. They strive to be a better person each day. They never give up. They are optimistic and thoughtful. They have the biggest hearts in the whole world. Caitlyn's are the best people you will meet.

Caitlyn is the best!!

by Lilybuggg November 13, 2019

ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

Cactus Hole

The prickly, itchy and often painful and scratchy state of the asshole after being shaved and the stubble starts to reappear.

My finger stank all week long cause I got the cactus hole.

Her damn cactus hole just about rubbed me raw last night when I took that ass to pound town.

My cactus hole was so bad that I asked our housekeeper to shave my bung.

by Dick Onchin September 2, 2020

Cactus Humper

When a person the shaves their nederlands and it grows back to a stub and tears up their partner.

Man my g/f really turned me into a Cactus Humper last night.

by BoXeR311 January 9, 2005

cailum

An individual who is adored by many but doesn't know it. He is has potential to break hearts and make someone go crazy. He is extremely handsome and smart, however he may not know it. He is quite matrue but acts immature. He has a beautiful mind and is thoughtful. Many thinks of him 24/7. He is humble and sweet. He may be popular and athletic. So really, Cailum is wonderful, amazing, and perfect. Nobody deserves him yet is blessed to have him. He is hard to understand but loved.

Cailum is over there, by those girls who are swooning over him.

by collinsdj December 31, 2014

Poo Cactus

Poo Cactus is the World's Largest Giant Anal Spiked Dildo. Leaves your asshole dripping blood and looking like a wizard's sleeve.

Dimensions:

Cactus (shaft) - 18in. long x 6in. diameter
Spikes - 3in. long (protruding from 'cactus' from multiple angles)

Poo Cactus is exactly the product you need if you feel your anal sex has been lacking those intense, noticeable sensations.
The bold, true-to-life size and tissue-ripping 3 inch metal spikes are guaranteed to have your anus throbbing for at least 3 days after use!*

*May vary based on proper bandaging of the anal walls and healing time (the pace at which your anus repairs itself). If you find you are recovering too fast for your liking, we recommend more aggressive usage.

Pooooooo Cactus!
The best cactus in the world!
Pooooooo Cactus!
Penetrating the asshole of every boy and every girl!

Example 2:
Rick: Dude you might have a serious injury, your ass is leakin' mad blood.
Greg: Nah it's all good, I tried Poo Cactus the other day. Still feeling it now, 3 days and I haven't stopped bleeding.
Rick: Holy shit, dude...
Greg: Yea it works like a charm!
Rick: Awesome! I wanna try, can I borrow yours?
Greg: Yea!
Rick: Yea!

by Anal Bleeder 429 September 9, 2010

Caitlin

Caitlins are smart people. They underestimate themselves a lot. They can be loud and annoying at some points in time. Although Caitlins will always be there for you, they are great friends and will always have your back. Caitlins can have tough lives so try to help them out. If a Caitlin shows up in your life keep them close. Caitlins in love life find it tough to find someone but when they find the perfect one they will hold onto them forever

"She is so smart she must be a Caitlin."
"She's liked you for 6 months, she is such a Caitlin."

by carmenking265 November 25, 2019