me cago en dios

An expression of Spanish origin literally translating to "I shit on God." Used to express anguish and frustration over the trials of existence. See also me cago en diez.

As a foreigner in Spain, when my Spanish friend dropped her homework in the gutter and exclaimed "Me cago en dios!" I was aghast.

by Dr. Spain March 25, 2005

Cagon

In Mexico, a Cagon is simply someone who shits constantly

Pablo: Dude I seriously need to take a crap.

Juanito: Again? Bro you just did it an hour ago. What do you eat because damn you are big time Cagon.

Mexican mother: Ya se cago este guey, huele a mierda (This guy shitted aready, the room smells like shit.)

by joshwua915 October 27, 2015

moose caboose

a booty that's big enough to be hunted and hung on a wall

Cameron couldn't live without Amy's moose caboose. So he shot her, and hung that ass on the wall.

by 6cameron12 February 2, 2008

culo cagao

Culo cagao is literally a shitty ass. Someone who hasn't even learned how to wipe their ass yet. It describes a person with lack of experience.

That bitch looks good as hell pero es un culo cagao, too young.

by Jose Luis Lopez September 1, 2006

Caboose

A really big butt

Jon: Damn Imani wore the tightest pants today she has the biggest caboose the school has ever seen
Tyrone: She aight her ass is a donk tho i think Deja got a caboose

by Tarvish May 18, 2019

Green Caboose

When you stick a cucumber in the anus of a Brazilian model.

I went to Rio last week and gave this bitch a green caboose.

by DirtyLion November 9, 2013

Me cago pariba

(shat myself upwards)-vernoub;mix between a verb and a noun. it simply means fuck and oh no. It's a frase used when you messed up or something doesn't go as planned.
aka: me cagation paribation

"I messed up bad this time didn't I? Como dice el wuelo de meni, me cago pariba"

by muse0214 September 4, 2017