The feeling of having had too much coffee or caffeine, while simultaneously feeling you haven't had enough. Wired, yet wasted.
1. "Ey bro, one more cup' a joe and I'll be tweaking but wake me up if I crash on the sofa, a'ight? I'm in Caffeine Purgatory!"
by stef22 June 4, 2013
Get the Caffeine Purgatory mug.When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.
Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.
by Stoolie May 23, 2014
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Komal has been caffeining up all day.
Hey stop caffeining up, you wouldn't be able to fall asleep otherwise.
Hey stop caffeining up, you wouldn't be able to fall asleep otherwise.
by yogapranam March 16, 2014
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The worship of the thing that makes the grumpy happy, the tired energized, and makes the world go round
by Slentz42 July 13, 2017
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No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.
It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.
No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.
It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.
by Thorgeous January 6, 2012
Get the Weaponized Caffeine mug.The feeling that comes when you’re really exhausted but you’ve drank way too much caffeine and you’re split between nearly falling asleep and having the mental energy to run 5 marathons
“Dude drive me home I’m totally tripping on caffeine and will probably fall asleep before I get home”
“Dude don’t worry about falling asleep you could probably solve time travel in your current mental state”
“Dude don’t worry about falling asleep you could probably solve time travel in your current mental state”
by George Papadopolopodous December 22, 2019
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