by mystitious February 4, 2010
Get the Cadence mug.Somebody who is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He know keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky man abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah. He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes. He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes aswell. He
Lily: Daaaamn girl that guy is such a Caden, just look how hot he is
Takisha: I am gonna go ask him out, hope me the best
Takisha: I am gonna go ask him out, hope me the best
by HotMan420$$ August 2, 2016
Get the Caden mug.The most gorgeous girl u will ever meet or know in ur life. If u find a cadence keep her never let her go . She’s the cutest girl out there .she has the best laugh and her eyes are magnificent
by Descobedo76 November 28, 2018
Get the Cadence mug.She is the most smartest and cutest person you will ever meet.she may be doubtful at times but she does have good looks and she is a very nice person but can be rough at times and she can have quite an attitude watch out men (hint hint wink wink) and btw she is a GREAT KISSER 👍🏼
*person one*-dang she’s got! I want her to be my girlfriend!!
*person two*-yeah dude her name is Cadence she is pretty hot isn’t she?
*person one*- ...she mine fight me
*person two*-yeah dude her name is Cadence she is pretty hot isn’t she?
*person one*- ...she mine fight me
by Hey_its_roleplay and she crazy November 29, 2018
Get the Cadence mug.A Funny & Hot boy who loves to pen tap all the time in class. Everyone likes to have him as a friend, and is friends with the popular kids. He is kind, and is athletic! c;
Caden is so funny!
by Anonymous Jane doe May 20, 2017
Get the Caden mug.Cadence is a name that means "rythm" and is very nice but thinks she's E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G! She most likely is a social media addict and will have a lot of boys like her. But if you get on her nerves you made the wrong decision. I know this because my sister's name is Cadence.
Me: Hey Cadie
Cadence: Hold on, I have to finish posting to my story
*10 minutes later*
Cadence: And.... done!
Me: so as I was say-
Cadence: Wait, I need to make a Tik Tok to this song.
*1 hour later*
Cadence: I'm done, now what?
Me: Okay so-
Cadence: Wait wait wait, the Dolan Twins posted a new video.
Me: Ya know what? Imma just-
Cadence: SHHHH
Cadence: Hold on, I have to finish posting to my story
*10 minutes later*
Cadence: And.... done!
Me: so as I was say-
Cadence: Wait, I need to make a Tik Tok to this song.
*1 hour later*
Cadence: I'm done, now what?
Me: Okay so-
Cadence: Wait wait wait, the Dolan Twins posted a new video.
Me: Ya know what? Imma just-
Cadence: SHHHH
by GucciFamGurl April 13, 2019
Get the Cadence mug.a pretty innocent looking girl that look very nice but she has layers under her skin. she likes to steal her friend’s boyfriend and likes calling people a bitch as her vocabulary bank is very limited. she is like a crepe cake, on the outside it looks very nice on the inside the cream is full of shit and she has a shitty personality but looks pretty
by dead arse facts August 19, 2021
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