cactapus

The little guys on top of the buildings that are inflatable and there arms and legs go everywhere.

Did u see that cactapus on that builiding up there?

by katieandchans April 26, 2006

Cactopussy

When a girl has a hairy vagina, and it is in the between stage where the hair is very prickly. A catopussy shares many characteristics with both the cactus and the pussy (a slang term for vagina), hence the name cactopussy.

I was going to hook up with that girl, but then i realized that she had a cactopussy.

Damn, that girl has one nasty cactopussy.

by joshfromnewyork March 8, 2010

cactipuss

A woman's vagina after not having been shaved for a short period of time. Essentially, a vaginal five o'clock shadow.

-Hey dude, what happened to your face? It looks like you have a rash or something gnarly.

-Na, it's from that girl last night. She looked clean downstairs, but upon further inspection, I was surprised by a cactipuss.

-Damn, don't girls know how to keep it clean any more? What is the world coming to?

by valet6969 March 9, 2012

Cactapus

Cactai+pussy=cactapus...jus anotha way to say dry ass pussy basically

Yea i had to lube her shit up...she got that cactapus

by BROWN.MAN September 23, 2017

cactapus

A cactus that looks like an octopus.

Do you see the size of that cactapus!

Lets go visit Joshua Tree and look for some cactapussies

by chickensandwhichhead September 21, 2020