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Tom Cable

Tom Cable (noun) 1: Is the Head Coach of the Oakland Raiders. Tom Cable is a violent man who allegedly attacks women and assisant coaches.
(verb) 2: To Tom Cable someone you must punch,bitch slap,hit,smack,or attack their face and or head.
Example one: The next time I see Joe I will Tom Cable his punk ass!
Example two: I'm so pissed off right now I could go all Tom Cable up in this bitch!
by JRKJR November 5, 2009
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laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.
by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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lay cable

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.
by Big Steve September 4, 2003
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ass cable

(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus
1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"

2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."
by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009
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monster cable

Outrageously over-priced audio and video cables found at many electronic stores such as Best-Buy and Futureshop... Salesman convince you that you need these for the ultimate home theatre experience
why the hell would somebody pay 300$ for a 14' 3 pair rca monster cable
by Dan0627 May 27, 2005
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Tow Cable

The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).
Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.
by SirBuddrick December 17, 2009
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layin' cable

The act of performing a very long and drawn out bowel movement. An extremely long pooper if you know what I mean.
Bradley was in the bathroom for almost two hours layin' cable...he destroyed that thing.
by Stevie Y December 28, 2005
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