Cristymistydinosaur

Cristymistudinosaur's main is Lifeline in Apex Legends. Cristymistydinosaur is really good!

Cristymistydinosaur is engaged to Luffygoofydinosaur. Super cute!

Cristymistydinosaur streams on Twitch trough her Playstation. Dope!

Cristymistydinosaur has over 50 followers on Twitch now.

She is the sweetest girl ever!

Cristymistydinosaur is Lifeline! Yay!

I'm waiting for Cristymistydinosaur to go Live!

Sorry I can't hangout, I'm watching the Livestream of Cristymistydinosaur!

by FANN356 January 16, 2022

crusty ass rash

when someone takes a mean shit and doesnt wipe corretly to the point where their ass is so crusty it bleeds when you wipe it and smells lik chewbacca took a shit in your anus

person 1- that guys walking really weird and smells like ass

person 2- yea he's got the bad case of a crusty ass rash

by killern9ne October 16, 2012

Crusty Quads

When your sloppy seconds date or fuck eachother

"Hey did you hear about Nate and Julia getting together?"

"Damn, looks like my sloppy seconds turned into crusty quads"

by Steve dankerson May 24, 2020

Crusty cheek

Crusty cheeks is when you havent wiped enough and you have poop in your bumcrack and it hardens and turns to crust. Crust is very itchy and annoying.

Victor: I have crusty shit in my bumcrack.
Daniel: Crusty cheek?
Victor: Crusty cheek.

by Bumcrackexpert101 February 1, 2023

Get It Crusty

City Slang meaning to fight or slap box someone, causing blood. It's called get it "crusty" because when the blood drys up, it is, well, crusty!

Yo bro, I heard Tyrell and Shawn are gonna get it crusty after school today!

by That dude you saw yesterday May 16, 2015

crusty bannana ass flakes

The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!

Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.

A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"

The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"

by ThatJimmyRustler May 30, 2014

Crusty Fluff

To fart in your hand and place it in an unsuspecting persons face.

1: Dude, that Crusty Fluff was rank!

2: Yea, thats payback for the Crusty, Asshole!!!

by Bang'n March 23, 2008