Grandfather Crumbs

The residue in a bag of weed that, because of its size, has filtered through the larger buds to the bottom, getting to about the size of a crumb that would be stuck in a grandfather's beard.

Let's roll a joint, I've got a lot of grandfather crumbs.

What the fuck? When he chopped the weed he left me with all the grandfather crumbs. What an asshole!

by 1234509876 October 26, 2010

Crumble Belly

The state of a queasy stomach, usually associated with too much and/or bad food.

I would love to go out to the movies with you tonight, unfortunately the burrito I just ate has given me a case of the crumble belly.

by Sean Kerr August 28, 2007

crumb nigga

a person who does not have much going for them. seems to not be capable of telling the truth and stretches the truths he does tell. doesnt shower very often and generally smells like butt cheeks. is always borrowing someones shit and keeping it.

if you have to borrow ten dollars from your boy to take your girl out to mcdonalds you are a crumb nigga

by dirty muh fuggin d November 29, 2013

dick crumb

Small particles that fall from the scrotum. Most prevalent when stepping over ones face while incapacitated or asleep.

Dude, don't step over me. I don't want your dick crumbs all over me.

Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!

by K double mafuckin C May 16, 2008

them crumblies

When you have crumbs all over your mouth, facial hair, shirt, snuggie, or other body area and/or clothing.

*crunch crunch crunch* ... them crumblies

by Nerdy Dave November 10, 2010

Chrissy Crumble

A phrase Used by strangers things’ fans to describe being air lifted by a villain called Vecna and get all of your bones broken and shattered.

I started screaming when Vecna did the Chrissy crumble on max

by Howling winds July 2, 2022

saint joseph crumbs

little pebbles of poop that hang from your rectum.

i gave a rim job last night and when i
went down to lick it she had the most gnarly saint joseph crumbs i ever seen doggie!!!!!!

by shmoop shomp September 1, 2010