Banker's Bulge

When a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. Named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.

I'm just waiting for the Banker's Bulge to go down. It's quite embarrassing.

by David Daunt September 8, 2016

Blanker

The white person equivalent of the N word

Go back to where you came from, blanker!

by Bagelnine July 22, 2023

piggy banker

A dude who likes to "collect" fat chicks.

There goes Steve with that heifer Rhonda. He's such a piggy banker.

by Mr. Idaho October 4, 2007

City banker

A londoner's synonym for the word wanker.

This way that person won't know that you are actually insulting him/her.

Mark: "Yo mate, have you seen that city banker hitting on that blonde by the bar?"
Steve: "Yeah... she is way out of his league, loser!"

by negrojuan19 April 28, 2013

wanker blanker

a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.

Miley Cyrus is a wanker blanker.

by el ga December 1, 2013

Jim the banker

Character used by Bonack to close bogues on a car deal. Bonack "calls" Jim when he has run into a brick wall and both the cookie jar and ladder of credit have failed him.

Bonack:Hey Jim the banker , thisssss Bonack. You still owe me a favor right?
"Jim":Yes(laughing)
Bonack:Ok, I am going to send you two deals and give you a free $250 detail package.

by crippus1 April 4, 2009

Ted Banker

(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)

A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.

Ted Banker? He has shots too?

Tbank shots on me bitches.

by spawnofTed December 15, 2008