buy a tractor

a term used by farmers to let there friends know they want to get drunk. It is used to keep wives from knowing the real truth

that was a heck of a night last night, we really bought a tractor good.
hey jim you want to buy a tractor tonight

by farmkid March 7, 2009

buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation

1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips

by boosh chugger May 27, 2009

buy a sandwich girl

a fat girl you can get action with simply by purchasing them a sandwich

Guy 1 : I like that fat girl.
Guy 2 : Thats simple shes a buy a sandwich girl!

by MATTBRENNANO November 3, 2016

buy a heart

giving up your on heart and hope on love to someone else instead of yourself

“ anybody wanna buy a heart -meek “

by kkuzoue May 23, 2020

buy a rope

Go kill yourself

Why don't you just go buy a rope already?

by I_have_corn July 23, 2017

buyan

He is a beautiful motha facka and no one can beat his large dick he is the beautifulst man in the world

Buyan

by Clara Stockholm October 10, 2017

buy a Ford

v.phrase- Canadian expression meaning to purchase drugs, usually crack.

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Hey, want to buy a Ford?

Not now man. I'm about to go downtown and visit City Hall.

by gnostic 1 June 3, 2013