Benjamin Buttons Penis 

When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.

I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis

Benjamin Buttons Penis by TeaBaggins01 May 23, 2016

ear-buttons 

1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus.

2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.

Do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear Counting Crows?

No, I just push my ear-buttons.

What are those?

The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.

Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.

ear-buttons by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008

slut buttons 

Buttons that snap together instead of go through a loop, therefore allowing the shirt to be ripped off in a sexual, erotic fashion without fear of damaging the garment.

Ben pulled his shirt apart, but due to his slut buttons, the shirt wasn't damaged.

slut buttons by Seanathon Supreme August 10, 2008

rubbin buttons 

A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm.

"You know my lesbian room mates Jill and Shelly?" "Yeah." "THey were rubbin buttons all night last night. They made so much noise, I couldn't sleep."

rubbin buttons by roncthegreat June 6, 2009

bump belly buttons 

Having sex. Getting jiggy with it. Laying gravy on the mashed potatoes.

Yo dude.. I'm totally trying to bring this drunk girl home to bump belly buttons! I'll see if she has a friend for you.

bump belly buttons by EHarrisPhilly April 23, 2011

busting your buttons 

Busting your buttons means to be proud, self-satisfied, or pleased with oneself.

“How fantastic! You must be busting your buttons.”

busting your buttons by YeOldeLadye August 7, 2014

making buttons 

to be extremely giddy or anxious with anticipation
cognate with can't wait
also doing buttons (NI)

His arse was making buttons to get away from me.
I can't wait for the final part of this trilogy being made, my arse is doing buttons.

making buttons by Frodus Bonobus October 17, 2012