metric buttload

The metric equivalent of a shit ton.

Dude, there was a shit ton of people at the party last night.

Well, I was gonna say a metric buttload. I guess we're both right.

by djsyndo October 11, 2010

metric buttload

Seventeen. Why? Count for yourself the next time you have a metric buttload of anything; you'll see.

We had a metric buttload of people at the party last night, yo.

Just seventeen? Kindof a lousy turnout, dontcha think?

by Mightjo July 15, 2005

Metric buttload

A most swag unit of measurement used by gangstas and pimps of a classier variety. Unlike its uncultured counterpart metric buttloads shitloads and fucktons are all base ten and as such far easyer to use in calculations.

On yesterday's evening I consumed a metric buttload of fine liquor. Unfortunately When I arose from my inebriated slumber, I found myself ducktaped to the underside of a freeway wearing nothing but my proud Union Jack skivvies.

by Alexiosassypants September 9, 2016

shit ass butt load

(shit ton * fuck ton) + (butt load * fuck load) = shit ass butt load
Its the most you can have of something. You cant have more than a shit ass butt load of something... IT DOESNT HAPPEN!!

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A shit ass butt load...

by Booty Sweat PhD September 24, 2011

Butt Load

The international phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described.

The my boss dumped a Butt Load of work on my desk for me to finish. After that I quit.

by MacGordon July 18, 2004

butt-load

n. The amount that can be loaded into the buttocks while causing minimal discomfort. This measurement is not constant but varies depending on the individual. Related factors include rectal diameter, anal elasticity, and cheek-to-hole ratio.

Susie's rear was in pain the next day after taking a full butt-load the previous night.

by Clifford Cocks April 13, 2006

Butt Load

Butt Load was offically assigned a quantity of 18 by the Avionics Technicians of VFA-147 while deployed to the Persian Gulf on the USS Nimitz in 1993. (It gets boreing at sea sometimes LOL)

Guys, we have 2 Butt Loads (36) of gripes to work off tonite so turn off the movie.

by Ed USN RET April 15, 2006