penis buttler

a hired hand dedicated to massaging ones penis

rob: "yo dude, what is up"
carl: "not so well homie G, my penis hasnt been touched right in so long"
rob:"ohh boy, ive been there dude but ever since i bought myself a penis buttler i havn't felt that way in ages"

by astrocreep666 October 9, 2014

Butley Screw

What a real band (SOD) calls Motley Crue.

SOD = Storm Troopers Of Death

by Speak English Or Die May 11, 2004

buttney

Butt-chutney. Another way to refer to diarrhea and additionally give someone an aversion to eating or even hearing of chutney.

Eating tacos for a whole week is a sure-fire way to end up making buttney.

by Reeemer January 31, 2014

push through my buttle

food -the concept of processing the food through the intestines, eventually pushing the remnant/s out the buttle (butt hole)

what gave birth to this statement, was being asked if i'd gotten any 'hay for my donkey' when i was an up and coming (rarely) 'workman' by older, (give a young guy a hard time) "rednecks"...

-finding myself hungry, i might realize i need something to push through my buttle!

ah smoked these muggles, now me need something to push through my buttle...

almost a shame to push that beluga through me buttle!

i say! by chance, would you join me in the ritual pre pushing of something through the buttle?

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

bottley

mentally disabled person, retard
orininated in surrey after the bottley mental asylem

aww your such a bottley

by robin May 13, 2005

buttle

a butthole or anus; the "backdoor"

"Ever bang a bitch in her buttle?"

by R&B January 5, 2006

buttlering

buttler/fagg/gay

His hobby is buttlering
buttler!

by Tibi Zinc January 29, 2009