buttdick

Someone who is such a dick and an asshole that the two are combined for convenience and being able to kill two birds with one stone. Also, those that are labeled buttdicks are the kind of people who are so lame that it is not worth expending the mental energy to come up with two separate insults for their general state of being. Like my history, journalism, and public speaking teacher in highschool told me, "Why use two when one will do."

"I saw kip at the party last night. He was wearing his tevas with white socks, a tank top and some wrap around Oakley razors. He kept pulling off of a bottle of cheap tequila and slapping the ladies on the ass while saying, "hey babe, the name is Kip, in your case, you can call me the Kipper or something like that. Despite the fact that he is one of the biggest buttdicks on the planet, I noticed his mullett was filling in nicely."

by Martin Throttle November 23, 2006

Buttdick

to screw another person over, literally, in the butt.

dude, you totally just got buttdicked.

by travis earl doyle August 3, 2010

buttdick

Its when a butt and a dick start to grow arms and fucking beat the shit out of each other

¨its going in what the¨ "oh don´t worry its just buttdick

by joejoedickrod March 21, 2022

Buttdick Batter

The remnants after an individual cums inside another individual’s butthole and swirling it around.

I came so hard in his butthole lastnight I left a huge pile of buttdick batter.

by Dark Oak September 3, 2023