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2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
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hama agha

Hama agha A.K.A Hama kawtu, is a Political Leader and the founder of DPKK(Democratic Party of The Kawtus of Kurdistan) he has 2K dinars in his pockets he eats sada, nokaw, qawrma, and falafl every day. He is vegetarian(because he doesn’t have enough money to buy meat). He only goes to sitak when he’s invited. Famous singer jegr midya became his friend cause he felt bad. Back in the day he made Sulaymaniyah city electric less because of his goddam nose. But he has a big kind heart.
Hama agha made Sulaymaniyah electric less
by Ur Boi Lawa November 20, 2021
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Hamas

Pussy ass bitch that rapes and pillages children and young women but get cry like pussies to liberal Americans to get them on their side
This kid I met was pro Hamas. He was a total faggot. And he smells like shit because they don’t shower because their icky sticky towel heads
by Hamas is gay January 11, 2024
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hamas

A name for a group of terrorists that was never defined until now in Urban Dictionary.

Trivia: Hamas runs a department called "Gaza Health Ministry".
Israel's slaughtering must stop!
It's actually Israel-Hamas War.
Nobody gives a fuck.
by JuicyYes December 4, 2023
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Hamas

A radical terrorist organization, banned in countries such as Australia, Canada, the European Union, Japan, Israel, the Organization of American States, Paraguay, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom.
On October 7, HAMAS terrorists waged the deadliest attack on Jews since the Holocaust — slaughtering babies, raping women, burning whole families alive, and taking hundreds of innocent civilians hostage. Since October 7, more than 1,200 Israelis have been killed.
by @neveroctober7 February 14, 2024
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HAMAS

TO SLAUGHTER.
INJUSTICE.
ROBBERY.
HAMAS a Foreign Terrorist Organization.
HAMAS massacres and is responsible for the deaths of civilians in Gaza.
On October 7, 2023 over 2,500 Hamas terrorists invaded Israel by land, air and sea, slaughtering 1,400 people, a majority of them civilians, and abducting 230 people including 30 children. The youngest is nine months old. Entire families were wiped out in their homes, and over 260 were massacred at an outdoor music festival.
HAMAS controls the citizens of Gaza through terror.
HAMAS receives funding from the state of Qatar.
HAMAS builds terror tunnels with Qatari support and money.
HAMAS is taking over the world and is receiving support through the transfer of funds to citizens around the world through social networks.
HAMAS is taking over the world by soliciting minors and innocent citizens to demonstrate in the name of "Palestine" - a name they invented for the citizens of the Gaza Strip controlled by them.
HAMAS IS Whipping out entire communities.
HAMASSING A HUMEN BEING
TO HAMAS A HUMEN BEING
by ISISHAM January 24, 2024
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Hamas-ed

When the Islamic Jihadi Terrorists organization/people/country brutally kill parents (obviously, Israeli, Indian, or non-Islamic people) in front of their kids (obviously babies), and later put the photo-shoot of themself (Hamas terrorists) taking care of kids and babies, obviously to win sympathy point from western countries and UN.
Pakistan Hamas-ed Indians multiple times after independance and many more in recrmt time
by Fuck Hamas and Islamic Jihad January 9, 2024
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