bureaucunt

A bureaucrat (or public servant / official, etc) who denies service, delays you, makes things difficult for or generally screws you over solely for their own pleasure / amusement / possible sexual arousal. May also result from bitterness and their being dead inside.

Man: did you get the application form?
Woman: No, he showed it to me but wouldn't hand it over, he said it had to be mailed to me.
Man: But you were right there!
Woman: I know, what a bureaucunt!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

bureaumance

An office romance.

Silvain, don't you dare to resign if you value that bureaumance.
Also see: bureaumancipated

by lindafromhr June 16, 2018

burak

Arabic word (Buraq), the name of the legendary creature/horse that has incredible amount of speed, according to Islamic tradition, ascended the Prophet Muhammad up to seven layers of the sky's. Its name is derived from Arabic "lightning" . Names that sound like Burak include Barac, Barack, Barak, Baraq, Barec, Bareck, Barek, Baris, Barke, Barkha, Barrac, Barrack, Barrak, Barric, Barrick, Barrik, Barryc, Barryck, Barryk, and Baruch. It's also a common name in Turkey.

Burak is working as a manager for TV station.

by realsurfer July 23, 2014

Burak

Burak is a very special person. When you try to hurt him he will bite back like a snake. But if you are good with him he will be the best person in your life. He knows when your mood is bad. he will try to help you.

Burak is a good person but he can be a bad person.

Burak Özcivit Burak Yilmaz Turkish Name

by jamesbond555 January 25, 2020

Bureaucrap

A lazy, paper-shuffling government worker. Bureaucrap's main duty is spending all money they are allotted by any means necessary, then asking for more the next fiscal year. Bureaucraps perpetuate the problems they are assigned to solve, as this is job security.

Upon realizing there was still $200,000 in the department's budget, bureaucrap Dan successfully arranged five seminars dealing with "Diversity in a Mid-Level Management Paradigm."

by Tuftskins April 29, 2009

burbalang

Taking a dump in someone else's toilet and intentionally not flushing.

Honey, have you met the new neighbors yet? Yep, they invited me over and I left them a burbalang!

by grimly fiendish October 12, 2015

Burdama

Burdeen + Drama = Burdama. Burdama is an ancient belief that drama, flux or its equivalents are the best way to deal with complex problems. Burdama was created by B.B. on 2000 B.C. and since then it has grown into the bones of every IT person on planet earth.

Don't be trying to pull a "Burdama" on me buddy. I've seen everything there is to be seen and you can't fool me.

by Jorge I. July 1, 2007