A Kay Burley

Breaking pandemic lockdown rules, for a shitty 60th Birthday, and then falling on your sword thinking that Sky News would say ‘it’s alright love’.

The epitome of selfishness and self indulgence.

Dave stepped in a pile of shit just left by his Great Dane dog ‘Oh he’s pulled a Kay Burley’

by Muscat JP December 11, 2020

Burley

Someone who walks around the town all cunting day and going into the same shop and fucking moaning about shit all the time. Buys shit DVDs and walks around with a empty laptop bag. Spesh

Seen that burley again, the cunt he's always walking round with the laptop bag the homeless looking fat tosser

by Frosty jacks sloppy mouth August 21, 2016

burleson

also known as a burleson badass, burly or the burleson. someone who drives a would be muscle car if it were not a v6. must also have bleached tips, listen to his music as loud as possible like he would in high school and talk about high school like he was actually well liked. must act like a bad ass at all times with no exceptions, no matter what, for any reason. must also act like he is bigger than everyone, act like he makes more money than everyone despite being broke from his alcolism and drug addictions, act like he gets more girls than everyone and act like he is better than everyone. also, must act like being called a burleson or any variation is a compliment even though he is being made fun of.

burly, don't be a burleson.
i have more money than you. i just don't pay my rent because i am a burleson.

by Not a burleson April 6, 2007

burler

Someone that consumes at a very fast rate. Similar to that of a goat, or a pigeon.

Kelly Karpala is a crap burler

by Huff May 27, 2004

burley

A chick who goes out with really ugly park guys, but loves to go out with little shrubbies.

"OMG, that girl just pulled a burley on that dude!"
"OMG, that girl and that guy looks like a burley couple!"

by Jimmy Balboa May 14, 2008

burley

To take a shit in a mancave and proceed to eat it or pick it up and use as a lubricant for sex

I am going to let Deb into the mancave because she said she would perform a burley for me and all of my friends!

Man, that chick was great when she let me burley her in the mancave!

by Dr. Wrong! March 18, 2010

V Burlesque

An English burlesque dancer on the scene of stripping and entertainment.
She entrnaces any audience infront of her.
She's been described by critics as "Sophisticated, Sexy, Independent And A Uniquely Natural Beauty Who Captivates All Eyes Placed On Her"

V Burlesque had a spectacular show last night, consisting of 2, ten minute acts.

by Jessicore February 6, 2007