burglesmarf 

A type of fart that makes your butt cheeks flap.

dude, I burglesmarfed this morning, it was so hard my cheeks bruised.

burglesmarf by banananananananafart bart November 14, 2017

tird burgaler 

a person who burgles your turds. or a person who steals crap out of somebody elses toilet.

I was at a paty with my friend colleen. later in the evening i had to take a shit so i went to the bathroom. I forgot to flush after I went back down stairs so I turned around, when I got to the bathroom... IT WAS GONE! i had been 'turd burgled!" I cant believe that i forgot to flush! That sonofabitch Deval patrick is a Tird burgaler!

tird burgaler by Long Dong Daniels February 18, 2011

Burgess 

To shit the bed, usualy after anal intercourse

Honey, did you have to Burgess on the new carpet?

Burgess by Cloudman July 21, 2008

Futa until proven bulgeless 

A rule that states anyone has a dick unless proven otherwise by the applier of the rule.

Sorry girl, but you're guilty of being futa until proven bulgeless.

Futa until proven bulgeless by WhoStolzTaCookie December 2, 2021

Turd Burgaler 

a gay/homosexual/fagot.

"mum dad im a turd burgaler"
"but thomas my little sturtain!"

Turd Burgaler by Blay February 21, 2008

lewis burgess 

an awsom purson thats way cooler that louis with a bigger penis

louis: i wish i was 'lewis burgess'

lewis burgess by asdffdgasgs October 24, 2013

jake burgasser 

poop stink fart

Jake Burgasser likes that dick and balls.

jake burgasser by ruBB3r baND October 17, 2019