burned my workplace down

A term for "awesome". As in, wouldn't it be awesome to wake up in the morning and find out your shitty, boring job burned down, meaning you don't have to come in and are free to go out and play.

Can also substitute with other ways that your job meets a fiery end, such as "burned my job down/lit my cubicle on fire/firebombed work"

"Did you hear that guitar solo?"

"Yea, it totally burned my workplace down!"

"That pizza burned my workplace down!"

"Star Wars was a great movie, it burned my workplace down!"

by Postmaster General John Potter May 9, 2013

My eyelashes almost burned off

When something smells really bad...

"walking down the street"

(jim) "nice day huh?"

(tony) "yeah"

(jim) "you smell that?"

(tony) "its not me"

(jim) "no i think its that dead racoon"

(tony) "damn that really does stink"

(jim) "hell yeah my eyelashes almost burned off"

by NASTYBASH May 18, 2010

Burned Fur

A failed attempt to "improve" furry fandom, comprised largely of well-intentioned furries but lacking any real direction. The whole business collapsed when the members turned on eachother and a few went nuts.

See that troll on Portal of Evil? He was a burned fur once, before he went crazy.

by Fidelio April 26, 2005

burfday

how 50 says birthday

we gon party like it's yo burfday

by pimp ass mofo April 16, 2003

barfed

to vomit

i barfed near the toilet.

by mitana April 19, 2016

Burned

The act of getting effed over by someone or something in authority/power over you, especially in an unfair situation.

Me: My company let me go because of a technicality on my work reports.

Friend: dude it sucks when you get burned.

by Jimji March 25, 2019

Burned Man

When a dude attends Burning Man, is naked most of the time and discovers that his dick is sunburned.

I went to Burning Man and came back as a Burned Man... my penis will start flaking in like 3 days

by Party Crashers September 11, 2009