bureaucramancy

The practice of malicious and deceptive arts within an institution or company for the purposes of spite, cronyism, or sabotage.

The difference between necromancy and bureaucramancy is that whereas the dead used to have souls, bureaucrats never did.

by skyywise October 27, 2005

Bureaucracy

a word that means anything you want it to mean in the world, according to Ms. Maroun.

"When I call your name, please bring up your bureaucracy!"
"I have a lot of bureaucratic issues to deal with today."

by marounfanxD September 12, 2017

Bureaucracy

Paperwork

"I'm sick of all the bureaucracy, I can't get anything done!"

by ISB-021 September 29, 2020

bureaucrete

The most dense material in the known universe

The project is 9 months behind schedule because it has become mired in bureaucrete.

by Bob Slug June 13, 2010

burbeaucracy

A system of government in which most decisions are made by officials who are willing to pass pretty well anything that could profit the town/city unless a posse of concerned neighbors band together and make a ruckus.

The zoning by-law said Bill could only use up to 45 percent of his property to make a two story house. Being a free man, he wanted to use 60 percent for his four story house. He was confident that he could use the burbeaucracy to get his demands.

by tehsnakecharmer June 16, 2017

Anarcho-bureaucracy

When you are an anarchist and following the procedures of the self-managed job/organism/association you are working.
Basically, the paper work that goes into structured anarchist or self-managed instances.

Maude : wow look at Prince the fake anarchist, following their fascist procedures and doing paper work !

Prince : I guess you could say I believe in anarcho-bureaucracy. Or simply that I believe anarchists should have some sort of structure or organization.

by Anarcho-bureaucracyprince May 4, 2018

bureaurat

A gov't employee, who is not doing the public a service.

Big Brother is full of bureaurats and civil leaches.

by GewehrWolf April 9, 2007