Buoy Bobber

The act of getting or receiving a blow job on a boat, sailboat, cruises ship, or any other floatation device on the open water.

Dude 1: How was your cruise?

Dude 2: I got a couple buoy bobbers.

Dude 1: Sweet.

by Sailor 1 December 10, 2011

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crushing the buoys

The act of placing one mans ball sack around another mans penis.

Since Cory and Derek were both circumsized docking was out of the equation, so instead Derek was crushing the buoys

by Longshlongdangleton August 19, 2017

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buoy band

n. A musical group from a maritime community. Songs tend to focus on fishing, lobsters, unemployment cheques, and drowning.

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I’m thinking of writing some buoy band songs. What rhymes with “pogey” and “schooner”?

By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.

by gnostic3 December 5, 2022

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Well basically there’s a radio station in Dublin,Uk called newstalk one of their shows was called “THE HARD SHOULDER” it’s a show you listen to on the drive home from Werk and one day they were talking about how the noughties were the best decade and somebody from Valencia(never mentioned her name but,I could see the newstalk hq from afar) enters the chat forgot what she said but that bit at the end was “I kinda like de bekstrit buoys”

by Patman post September 10, 2023

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