Bustard

A new name for ejaculate (semen), suggesting that it is used as a condiment or topping for food.

While we were eating dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I shot bustard all over her cheeseburger.

by Crusty Howard May 15, 2018

bustard

someone who listens to busted

"bustards can't change their bustard ways"
"arr matee, she's a bustard"

by Flyingpurplechlo December 22, 2008

bumster

In the same way that a 'trickster' likes playing tricks, a 'bumster' likes bum

"He's a bum-lovin bumster'

by Tom April 21, 2005

bumstation

Damnit! Oh my god i can't believe that just happened.

"Oh BUMSTATIONS! I've lost my keys"

by lahoohoo September 29, 2009

Bustard

A play on the words butt and mustard.

"Yo did you see Luke's bustard last night?"
"Ya his bustard is rocking!"

by coned October 9, 2020

bumtardski

When someone is a broke ass bum fucking retard that literally never fucking makes any sense

Random: the earth is flat

Person listening: you're a bumtardski if you believe that fuckin shit

by Trxp Monkey February 9, 2021

bumtard

someone who likes arsehole and is a massive retard

jerry:hey joe
joe:shut up you bumtard
jerry:what i dont like arses.

by mrdoof June 1, 2021