Bumptard 

Somebody who goes into a forum solely for the purpose of writing 'BUMP' (Bring Up My Post) repeatedly in order to bring a subject to the top of a list. Nobody loves them, but they don't have the mental capacity to realize this.

"Oh man, this forum is COVERED in Bumptards! I lost sight of the tribadism thread!"

Bumptard by Telltale November 28, 2006

bumtard 

a bumtard is a person whom you love dearly, however you still wish to offend them in a joking manner

love you bumtard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bumtard by Log-jane May 2, 2008

bumtardski 

When someone is a broke ass bum fucking retard that literally never fucking makes any sense

Random: the earth is flat

Person listening: you're a bumtardski if you believe that fuckin shit

bumtardski by Trxp Monkey February 9, 2021

bumtard 

someone who likes arsehole and is a massive retard

jerry:hey joe
joe:shut up you bumtard
jerry:what i dont like arses.

bumtard by mrdoof June 1, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004