Bumptard

Somebody who goes into a forum solely for the purpose of writing 'BUMP' (Bring Up My Post) repeatedly in order to bring a subject to the top of a list. Nobody loves them, but they don't have the mental capacity to realize this.

"Oh man, this forum is COVERED in Bumptards! I lost sight of the tribadism thread!"

by Telltale November 28, 2006

bumtard

a bumtard is a person whom you love dearly, however you still wish to offend them in a joking manner

love you bumtard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Log-jane May 2, 2008

bumtardski

When someone is a broke ass bum fucking retard that literally never fucking makes any sense

Random: the earth is flat

Person listening: you're a bumtardski if you believe that fuckin shit

by Trxp Monkey February 9, 2021

bumtard

someone who likes arsehole and is a massive retard

jerry:hey joe
joe:shut up you bumtard
jerry:what i dont like arses.

by mrdoof June 1, 2021