bumbum

Person who is the biggest silly head in the world.

That guy, Claudio, is such a bumbum!

by sariiee February 10, 2013

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bumcum

A translucent, beige, sticky, mucus created in the rectum by the body to help prevent log jams.

...so i ended up at her house and she opened a drawer full of toys but I had to pick the dried bumcum off her butt plug before we could use it...

I thought there was a monster turd brewing but I sat there for 15 minutes and only managed to fart out a teaspoon of bumcum.

by poxley March 26, 2010

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bumpump

To inflate a woman's anal canal by pumping one's phallus in and out. The air pressure created by the pumping will result in a massive expulsion of the air once the phallus is removed.

The expelled air often has a minty aroma and tastes mildly sweet.

1. I bumpumped her and the sweet essence of heaven was emitted.

2. She was bumpumping me while i bumpumped the hell out of the girl in front.

by KorrrrrrnHuska December 14, 2009

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The Bumpus

A Mythical Creature found in certain parts of the UK, The Bumpus in incredibly intelligent being with superior knowledge of all things.

The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.

Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"

John: Dont know what to do today?
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!

by voldemort90292 May 9, 2011

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