bumpkin

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a stupid ass dumbass who cant play minecraft for shit

bumpkin is a dumb shitprick who doesnt have minecraft skills

A bumpkin is know as the best pumpkin or is known as big pumpkin.

bro thats a big ass bumpkin

bumpkin by 64bitpug December 14, 2021

Bumpkin

a small or cute person; often used as a nickname

she's my bumpkin

Bumpkin by Andreas2344 January 30, 2022

Those country bumpkins in Roblin sure know how to throw a tractor pull and pumpkin festival!

bumpkin by anooneemooose September 7, 2022

Giving a homeless man a blowjob while he takes a shit. Similar to a blumpkin, but the receiver has to be panhandling while getting blown.

Trent stopped by the soup kitchen today and gave a few bumpkins to cheer the hobos up!

The installers are some serious bumkins. Bickering bumpkins. Won't stop arguing with each other.

When someone/something is being goofy or a nickname for a fellow human.

“Bumpkin, You’re being a tad goofy.” Or “that was a very Bumpkin moment.”