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spastic bumhole

A person who is always being silly and will do anything for attention. These people have names like Zach, Johnson,Thomas,Fredric, and Kiara
Oi Kiara, your a spastic bumhole
by Kiara is a bum August 3, 2018
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I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun
Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!
by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
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stinky bumhole

A bum hole that has had a lack of cleaning, could be overgrown with bum hole hair, or just be clogged up with shite. And emits an unpleasant odour.
As Andy bent over I got a wiff of the dirty bastards stinky bumhole .
by WoggleDaGrafter March 29, 2017
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bumhole farmer

One who ploughs the mud before sowing his seed.
Upon entering the establishment, i was shocked to notice zips on the rear of many of their trousers. The men were smiling, and their beverages were multicoloured and had cocktail umbrellas in. It was then i realised that perhaps i was surrounded by Bumhole Farmers.
by bellend chewer January 12, 2005
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Nigger in my bumhole

NIGGER IN MY BUMHOLE NIGGER IN MY BUMHOLE —— equivalent to NIGGER UP MY ASS
Omg that nigger in my bumhole it’s so annoying
by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019
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bumholed

Bumholed is a verb, specifically the past tense of the verb bumhole.
Chris: How are things going with you and that post office worker?
Mike: Things are great! She came over last night, delivered a package that had been delivered to the post office, exclaimed it was shoes and then asked me what I wanted to do tonight.
Chris: You decided to bumhole her, didn't you?
Mike: Yep, I bumholed her good!
by The Evil Evil Muppet December 28, 2015
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Bumhole is the cumhole

What hole should I cum? Bumhole is the cumhole
by Nibbles92 October 14, 2020
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