bullshitter 

Someone who lives and breathes bullshit.
Even the carbon dioxide that they exhale has bullshit.

They have the tendancy to lie about the smallest things to make themselves seem better.

Tommy: Wow Cindy, You're slow. I finished my chemistry homework yesterday!
Cindy: Yeah right.
-Few hours later-
Tommy: Cindy! I need help with my chemistry homework!
Cindy: You just told me you finished it!
-Few hours later-
Cindy: Tommy is such a bullshitter
Jonas: FUCK YOU SHARK!

bullshitter by MyNameIsJonas August 26, 2006

Bullshitter 

Someone who lives a very very dull boring an shitty life that they make up stories to make themselfs sound like anyone other than the boring ass fuck face that they are.

They are usually HUGE HUGE flakes which is why they are bullshitters in the first place. They never go out because they flake which leads to them having no friends an sitting at home all day jerking off to pictures of fat girls. Before they know whats happened, they have no intresting stories to tell or relate to. Thus causing them to spew the stupidest an fuckin biggest lies EVER!

They are in reality total pussies an even worse, bad story tellers. even with the lies they spew, the story goes no where an has no climax

They NEVER admit to lying or bullshitting even though 99% of the stories they tell contradict or make absolutely no sense what so ever. A bullshitter can be spotted easily because he will interupt with his horrible lie of a story an its very obvious from the start that its nothing close to the truth.

Its a complete waste of your mother fucking time to even look at these people. Mostly because they will never admit to lying, they will just spew out more bullshit to cover the orginal bullshit. a very good example of a bullshitter is Garrett "Winslow" Dutton

Jon: "yeah man, we were almost ready to throw down right there but.....

Garrett: "DUDE! This one night I was at this party, crazy party like 500 people there, people are hanging off the celing fans an shit. Anyways, this guys just talking shit making up stories an im getting sick of it, so I just punch the guy in the face. Cops come an just let me go. I was soooo hammered, had like 29 beers"

Jon: "AHHHH DUDE, BULLSHIT!!! youre such a fuckin bullshitter, go fuck your mother!"

Bullshitter by llegoz October 16, 2009

Bullshittin' 

A common response to the age-old question, "What the fuck are you doing?" or in slang terms, "Fuck you doing?"

Man 1: Hey dude, fuck you doing?
Man 2: Bullshittin'

Bullshittin' by WebMoses April 15, 2010

bullshitee 

A bulshitee is a person on the receiving end of someone else's bullshit (the bullshitter) - like a payee is the person who receives a payment from a payer.

He told me he wasn't married - I'm such a bullshitee

bullshitee by Jackie C November 22, 2007

bullshitter 

One who talks shit, never has anything to back it up and never admits to talking shit.

Art is a classic bullshitter. He talks out of his ass and never backs up anything he says but he will never admit it.

bullshitter by Mery Lopez. August 4, 2005

Bullshitter 

some one that talks bullshit every time they open their mouth!

Mate 1: Hey Mate... you know that Rob, he is the biggest bullshitter ever!
Mate 2: Word!

Bullshitter by Wilo March 4, 2005

bullshiter 

someone who constantly spews bullshit out of their mouths without first thinking if it makes any sense

i offered ary one G of redbud for $20.00 cause she always thalks about getting an oz or 2 over the weekend, but being the bullshiter she is she told me she "gets it free from her friend that only she knows"

bullshiter by sir smokesalot January 19, 2007