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Jude Bellingham 

Living proof that life isn't fair, like who gets to be the world's sexiest man and an extremely successfull football player all at once? Oh right, Jude does.
If anyone knows his current location I will travel after him anywhere.
Why are you watching the English national team play, you don't even care about football?

Cause Jude Bellingham is just too fine to look away.

lilia buckingham 

lilia buckingham it's the pure example of cuteness and kindness. she could be everyone's idol and role model in life because of everything she does. she is the most beautiful and important person on this planet.
OMG! I AM SO LUCKY TO HAVE LILIA BUCKINGHAM AS MY IDOL!
lilia buckingham by tea🍵 November 8, 2018

Rex Buckingham 

An absolute unit of a man. A sigma and chad combined to create someone so powerful, Rex is the only known specimen of this species. He is also a British Secret Agent and only after he was immobilized, through a clone battle, only then was the Queen of England assassinated. But he's back, smarter and stronger than ever.
Holy shit, is that Rex Buckingham? I have got to get his autograph! - One of his many fans.

Looking like Buckingham palace

When You clean your room extra clean and you can finally say “I got my house looking like Buckingham palace
Mum: your room better be tidy....

Me: I got my room looking like Buckingham palace!

burmingham booty call 

When girls shove cell phones up their vaginas then transfers them to their anus......... the male then calls the phone and the girl shits it out.
My Girl gave me a great burmingham booty call

Bellingham 

A town in Bellingham, where middle schoolers are so obsessed with touching door frames three have broken so far, everyone vapes smokes, the bathroom smells like fruity tooty + burnt chicken and 63 is a great number. (63 felonies on a pedo teacher), our sport teams are shit other than maybe men’s volleyball (Joke)
Me: Let’s go boys let’s win this game!!
Every other town: I’m about to end this whole mans career

Bellingham news: another defeat as the shithawks continue their amazing record of 0-8