shitty bigfoot

any type of cruel action on anything weaker than you

who ever ran over that poor cat is a shitty bigfoot

by five across the face April 7, 2015

babbling buffoon

someone who is an embarrassment / clown or just someone stupid.

Jessica is a babbling buffoon. How does she think that Jake likes her!? He's gay.

by biathegiant January 25, 2022

Finding Bigfoot

Finding Bigfoot is a show on the "Discovery" channel where a group of tinfoil hat clad neckbeards wander around in the dark wilderness festooned with cameras searching for something that isn't there.

They also yell at trees.

*twig snaps in the distance*
Neckbeard 1: "Did you hear that? IT MUST'VE BEEN A SQUATCH!"
Neckbeard 2: "HOLY SHITBALLS WE'RE FINDING BIGFOOT"

by The Burned Man 6240 January 10, 2015

orange buffoon

a name for Donald Trump.

Trump is an orange buffoon.

by Orangebeard April 25, 2019

buffool

When calling someone a buffoon a fool just won't cut it.

person one: hey, check this- yesterday I got an email saying I won a plasma TV! All I had to do was give my name and social security number.

person two:.... oh, you hapless buffool.

by Crabbadonk May 1, 2007

Bigfoot's Law

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).

Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.

by hitemlow November 23, 2009

bigfoots dick

a turd trick that involves leaving fecal matter in a toilet and then shaving your pubes into the toilet. This combination resembles a long brown shaft covered in hair often identical to the dick of a saquatch

As i looked into the toilet bowl I saw a shit covered in pubes, and thought what is that bigfoots dick?

by sammythejuice October 3, 2011