Muffstache

The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.

A really good band name is Muffstache.

by A Creative Pseudonym December 16, 2008

Burtstache

A single eyebrow, linked by hair over the nose between what in most people are two separate eyebrows. Named in honor of Burt from Sesame Street who has a unibrow!

"Bro, do you have a lawn mower?"
"No... why?"
"'Cuz you're gonna need one to trim that burtstache!"

by Himel Don March 9, 2008

Buttstache

Shaving ones entire ass except around the butt hole.

Ass dingle berry hair mustache buttstache

by WopFF May 6, 2015

The Buttstache

The buttstache occurs when a dude and a bitch are 69'ing and the bitch (or dude) farts directly on your lips and nose, causing the fart wind mustache "The Buttstache

friend 1: "This was fucking gross bro, I was going down on this bitch and she was suckin ma dick, all of a sudden, she ripped a fat one right on my face!" freind 2: "Ew what the fuck? It was the Buttstache"

by M-CsmackAbitch January 20, 2009

muffstache

When a guy is eating out his lady counterpart's muff - typically one who is not completely shaved - which would give the strongest visual image of the word's description.

"Last night I got my muffstache on with your sister."

by redcore September 17, 2007

Muffstache

pubic hair intricately shaved to resemble upper lip facial hair. Located above the labia opening or the penis, a muffstache can be grown on either men or women.

"Larry, your mustache is growing in thick and luscious! Does the carpet match the drapes?"

"Thank you Peggy! Yup, the muffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment."

by antsypants14 July 18, 2014

Hitler Muffstache

When a woman's pubic hair resembles that of Hitler's moustache.

I accidentally gave myself a Hitler Muffstache when the razor slipped.

by Jay5273 March 13, 2011