ad-buffer

When one pauses live television to create an allotment of recorded time. This allows the viewer the ability to fast forward through any unwanted commercials.

Before watching "Family Guy" my bro pauses it to create an "ad-buffer" so as to avoid any commercials.

by highflyer33 January 8, 2010

Buffer Zone

A distance of at least one unit of seating (e.g. a chair, a foot or two on a bench) in between you and at least one other person. It is most often used when: a) a foul odor is emanating from the person next to you b) you don't want to be accused of being too close to a person of the same sex for, well, obvious reasons...homosexuality c) discomfort

"Hey dude you smell like shit, we should have a 1 desk buffer zone or I'll pass out during class."

by Max Power April 6, 2005

buffercup

- someone's who's just so adorable and huggable

"Darling, you're such a buffercup!"

by Buttercup17776 April 27, 2010

Buffering

Buffering refers to that period of time that you lost previous to when you suddenly become aware you are now not doing anything. This is your brain trying to load normal function and cognition whilst enhanced or debilitated by mind altering drugs. The time you were buffering will be unbeknown to the bufferer and they will then continue with a new task or indeed the original task.

Guys what was i doing? I seem to have been buffering...I'll rack up the next line then!

by Little Face December 12, 2014

helmet buffer

one who sucks on the cock.

Yo Gene, check out the DSL on that broad!! She has to be the best helmet buffer, EVER..

by soundchild January 26, 2008

busts my buffers

Bust my buffers is a phrase used to express annoyance. Alternative to "grinds my gears".

Tony: I have a massive scratch on my phone screen. It's really busts my buffers!

by yer mum succ bum January 11, 2019

Nudity Buffer

The window of opportunity in which to talk to a person to whom you might be attracted, prior to when you have undressed them in your imagination and/or fantasized about them sexually. Usually between 10 seconds - 5 minutes after first sighting this person, depending on his or her attractiveness and your horniness.

(NOTE: Men andwomen of both gay and heterosexual persuasions are subject to the fleeting nudity zone).

Coined by the character Jeff on the British sitcom "Coupling."

"I would go over and say hi to Steve, but I've already imagined what it would be like to sit on his face, so the nudity buffer has been breached and it might be awkward."

by Gerere April 16, 2006