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bubblewrap

man's greatest invention.
some screwed guy: "i've been screwed"
some guy who hasnt recently been screwed but is really good at offering advice to people who have been screwed: "pop some bubblewrap."
by andytheman. January 23, 2009
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bubblewrap man

A hero who no one has heard of, not even me

he travels the planet by flying on the packaging know as bubble wrap. He has foild many villains including the posh hammer.
He once joined forces with chuck norris but couldnt stand it because bubblewrap man can only travel at the speed of light, while chuck norris can travel at the speed of norris which is faster than light.
man1 'theres an awful lot of bubble wrap here'
girl1 ' o yeah there is must be bubblewrap man'
man1 'whose he'
girl1 'dunno'
by pablo jones jones December 1, 2009
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Bubblewrappy

The act of being over protective, to the point of silliness. Padding corners and making ramps. The act of making sure some one can't hurt themselves.
My basset hound hurt her herself again, so I am being very bubblewrappy about her.
by BloodyBlack Bart March 8, 2015
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bubblewrap bitch

Fragile handle with care ass bitch, softer than your dick after a hotshot of meth. Sheeted with bitchwrap tighter than an uncircumcised dick.
"I'm getting so tired of the bubblewrap bitches claiming they're hard"

*Stolen*
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
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Bubblewrap

A delightful snack that provides satisfying bursts when squeezed.
"He popped open the bubblewrap package to reveal his surprise gift: a full edition of The Adventures of Skibidi Toilet."
by smartmort12345 September 11, 2024
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Inspector Bubblewrap

The youngest in the family but the horniest. He’s the tightest little sex-goblin according to his father. Always looking for a cheap fuck, he’s sex driven. Even raping his brothers while they were sleeping.
Brother 1: Oh did you see inspector bubblewrap?

Brother 2: Yeah he inspected my anus

Dad: I wish inspector bubblewrap would leave me alone
by Teamalphapr May 31, 2019
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bubblerap

A "rapper" whose main focus is achieving pop status.(e.g., Drake, Doja Cat, Black Eyed Peas)
Yo, this is so bubblerap, " I got bitches asking me about the code for the WiFi so they can talk about they timeline and show me pictures of they friends just to tell me they ain't really friends."
by DJ disabilities September 23, 2022
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