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Brozoned

Brozoned is when a female calls you as his younger brother or like his younger brother he’s never had, far worse than a friend zone
Julie “ Sumit I love you!”
Sumit “ That’s a lie”
Julie “ yes I do, you are like my little brother and I love you”

Brozoned - being someone’s little brother
by Hodken Quevondo October 30, 2017
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bozone

the protective layer of space that surounds stupid people. This layer keeps all intelegent thoughts and witty remarks in, while keeping all helpfull information and good jokes safley out.
man sam never gets any of the jokes...
well yeah, he has a pretty thick bozone
by serina carmikel January 14, 2009
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brolone

When you and your boys get together to chill, but y'all's love language is physical touch but not in a gay way.
Dude A, Dude B, and Dude C brolone yesterday and dude A tickled dude C while watching UFC 290 dude B laughed and said "gayyy" the. Dude A & C ganged up on Dude B and tickled him and they all laughed. After brolone time they shotgun bud light and regretted it... The beer the not the brolone time.
by CrispyTakes June 24, 2023
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Bozone

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
the bozone layer never goes away, in rare cases, it can transfer from one person to another, but it usually just copies itself
by Razmann May 13, 2005
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broroneous

To be incorrect in a bro like manner.
Brock was broroneous when he made the the statement that MMA is the featured sport at the summer Olympics.
by bro hater 949 July 5, 2011
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Bromones

hormones in the body that cause arousal due to man on man lovin.
this bromance is stimulating my bromones
by shutyurdirtymouthout July 1, 2011
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Bro Zone

This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.

1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.

3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.

4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.

5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.

Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
P1: Hey, wyd wya?

P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.

P1: Word....you smash that yet?

P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
by #Stillbilly January 5, 2021
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