Doc Browning

A sexual scientific act in which one party peers into the anus of the other individual. This is done with either an empty paper towel roll or preferably a plastic table matt which is rolled up and inserted into the anus. When performing this erotic nerdy act please try to make mention of giggawatts in some regard or you can literally quote Doc Brown and say "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour....your going to seensome serious shit"

Chelsea wants to get her Doc Browning on but hates all the Tinder Douche bags. Chels will probably just Doc Brown herself .

by chelsea666 October 31, 2016

Virtual Browning

Otherwise known as "virtual blackface".

When an insecure white male Caucasian creates a sock-puppet account in order to pose as a gay African-American man online.

Named after Dean "JizzyFace" Browning (R) who, on November 10th 2020, was accidentally found out after forgetting to switch accounts between postings.

Dean Browning was attempting Virtual Browning when he accidently posted this to his Whites Only account...

"I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved."

by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience November 11, 2020

Browning Automatic Rifle

Also called a BAR, the weapon served as a sqaud automatic rifle for US forces as well as its allies through World War Wwo and the Korean War. First issued in 1918, it was designed for assaults on entrenched positions to help break the stalemate of World War One. It took .30 caliber rounds and was a gas-operated, magazine fed, aircooled support weapon.

Those faggot Krauts were blown apart by the heavy .30 caliber BAR rounds.

by JRT October 6, 2003

Dave Browning It

Parking as far away as humanly possible from your destination, no matter how many spots are available much closer to the building.

Dude, why are you Dave Browning It when there are 200 spaces right in front of the door?

by JokerPez October 27, 2009

bitch browsing

looking for potential hookups at bars, clubs, etc. while you're between relationships.

1. Dan just got dumped by his girlfriend so we took him bitch browsing to make him feel better.

2. Girl at club: You want to dance?

Me: No thanks, I'm just bitch browsing right now.

by phil lip October 16, 2008

poopy-browsing

Poopy-browsing is an educated word for saying you are using your computer while taking a crap or peeing. You could've said PEE-PEE browsing but it just doesn't sound the same but hey poopy-browsing is not such a bad word if you think about it..

Kayla: "I really need new songs for my ipod."
Bob: "While I was poopy-browsing I found this really good song called ____."
Kayla: "Wow thanks Bob!"
Bob: "Don't thank me, thank poopy-browsing."

by Anonymous___* January 7, 2011

browsing position

the position you are in usually while browsing the internet (usually tumblr or dank memes)

dan howell's browsing position is often portrayed as slouching on the couch with a double chin and scrolling.

by shutupproduction May 15, 2016