Brown Clown

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.

I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.

by Joel TK June 26, 2005

brown clown

A euphonism for anal sex.

I going to introduce her to the brown clown tonight.

by Matt June 19, 2006

Sad Brown Clown

When one takes a dump on a girls mouth followed by ejaculating on the eyes to give the effect of a sad circus character.

You better watch your mouth or I'll give you a Sad Brown Clown.

by The Sexual Janitor June 9, 2009

brown clown nose

The act of shoving you nose in your partners asshole and your nose becoming brown.

Oooo. Man I just got a Brown Clown Nose from Ashlee, it was awesome!

by Greengoo_876 May 23, 2014

Brown Clown

The little smudge of poopis lodged in the butthole after a fecal expulsion. The leftovers that toilet paper is just not able to wipe away, no matter how many times you wipe. Even with moistened TP.

I wiped and wiped but still couldn't dislodge that brown clown from my o-ring!

by LBo979 March 11, 2009

Brown Clown

A person who takes pleasure in smearing their face in somebody else's excretion in order to recreate a clown's smile.

'Look at that man! He's got shit on his face'
'Yes, that's a brown clown. Can you see the smile?'
'Oh yes, how charming'.

by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

Brown Clown

While having anal sex, you pull your dick out and draw a smiley face in shit on your girls ass.

I was ass bangin' my girl, and I gave her a brown clown.

by Gene Barrio December 29, 2008