brotein

The powder supplement that is taken to increase muscle size, decrease penis size, and make you an instant douchebag.

Little timmy cant hit the gym and get his swell on without his brotein!

by Nik P. February 8, 2008

Bothing

When you vomit and have diarrhea simultaneously, most likely caused by food poisoning ; the 5000% most nightmarish thing that can happen to a human being.

Dining at Chipotle is straight risky business; you'll most likely end up in the bathroom bothing all over and inside the toilette and trashcan.

by gyaradocious September 4, 2019

BROTEIN SHAKE

When you and your gym bro wear super tight underwear while building up hard sweat while working out to build up that hard dick stench. You need to pile up the gunk and allow it to let out its natural spunk. The tight underwear will kill off all of the sperm leaving only the nutrients in semen. After working out you and your homie will go in the locker room and shoot each others loads in your each others mouths. This is know as a brotein shake.

"Yeah I was at the gym and my bro zach shot his brotein shake in my mouth"

by Scrotum Slayer August 22, 2020

brothie

A very special best friend that you love and see as a brother!

Hey brothie, let's go have some brunch!

by Elijahmunoz January 12, 2014

Bothing

Bluffing + Nothing = Bothing
When your pissed but you say that you’re okay.

Sammy Bear: Are you ok with me hanging out with Flare??
Llama: ....
Sammy Bear: Whats wrong??
Llama: Bothing.

by The Realesttssssss June 12, 2018

bothin'

To be in such a state as to smoke marijuana and drink alcohol simultaneously. Invented by Georgian indie boys in the mid-2000s, the term quickly spread to Tennessee as a white kid's version of "crunk". Avoided by frat boys, "bothin'" is used almost exclusively by the musically and poetically inclined. Not to be confused with the emo boy variation, "catatonically depressed".

When we arrived at the soiree, John was passed out on the sofa with a bottle in one hand and a joint in the other. Clearly he had been bothin'.

by Mashugah May 18, 2010

Brotein

Any protein consumed by the dudes at the gym for the sole purpose of bulking.

Yeah, put some peanut butter and whey in that smoothie - need more brotein!

by Filosopher November 16, 2017