Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes 

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid

Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"

Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes by Bobby321 November 1, 2008

bros before hoes kc 

^^what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping with you after school and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it has become increasingly apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term.

a special mention to: rachael chow and bridget tang (寶貝）

"bros before hoes" i uttered under my breath as she was pulled from the train

she whispered a pathetic "sorry" all the whilst avoiding eye contact with me, before promptly receiving a multitude of forehead hickies. does she feel guilt, leaving me in the dust? or is she void of human emotion, but a placeholder for the wonderful woman (?) she once was?

"bros before hoes kc" i muttered, moments before i ended it all.

bros before hoes kc by ifuckinghatenaomi6969696969 October 30, 2022

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes 

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009

hoes before bros 

1. When a guy does the opposite of the "bros before hoes" rule.
2. A guy who leaves his buddies to chill with his girl.

"Alex is pussy-whipped, man. Sarah's always got him hoes before bros."

hoes before bros by msizzle88 October 8, 2007

hoes before bros 

Leaving your friends to get some with your girl and/or random girls

dude where did carl go?
he left with that random hoe.
so you mean this nigga left us at this shitty movie?
yeah dude.
Hoes before bros? thats fucked up.

hoes before bros by shaved arms May 15, 2010

Hoes Before Bros 

The acknowledgement that while a male friend's companionship is in many ways superior to that of a girlfriend, one must spend time with the girlfriend because she provides you with sex with a woman.
Could also be called: Dates before Mates

"Dude, I know we arranged to meet, but my girl really wants to go out."
"Understood, man. Hoes before bros."
"Hoes before bros."

Hoes Before Bros by The Pita June 13, 2013

Hoes before bros 

Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!

Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!

Hoes before bros by Aprilforevar June 28, 2011