bropump

A friendly male bonding gesture in which a man thrusts his penis into another man's anus. Similar to brofist, only more meaningful and significant, usually reserved for occasions where a man has done something especially great or awesome enough to warrant a bropump.

Dave: Hey bro, I was at Best Buy today and got you a copy of Battlefield: Bad Company 3 so that you and I can play together. I know money is tight for you right now, but hopefully this will bring you some enjoyment.

Steve: Holy shit, bro!! You serious?! Thanks a lot, that's awesome!! Brofist! No... wait... this calls for something greater. Get over here and unzip your pants real quick!

Dave: Um, what?

Steve: Bropump, man, bropump!! Hell yeah! Hurry up, while I'm still hard.

Dave: Uh, Steve, doesn't that seem kinda gay to you?

Steve: Nah bro nah, not gay at all, just showing you some appreciation. I'm straight, you're straight. I've done this plenty of times with my other bros.

by PrawnGuy July 25, 2011

Brophied

Having way too much fun with your friends. Hanging out till all hours of the night. Getting drunk with the locals. Being dorky.

Dude, let's get Brophied!!!
or
Last weekend we got sooo Brophied!!!

by Stacy McHendrickson September 24, 2011

Bropaganda

What a dude's wingman might tell someone to get them and his bro together.

Person1: "you know, that dude over there can benchpress 120kg"
Person2: "oh, quit the bropaganda"

by Eventueelkunnenweschaatsen August 18, 2016

Broptional

The choice of wearing a bra

I went to Wayhome Music and the girls were broptional!

by Waterboymatty July 28, 2016

Bropose

When you tell your buddy that you would marry them if they were female.

"No homo, but the girl of my dreams is the female version of you."
"Whoa man, did you just bropose?"
"Maybe..."

by mb35534 September 18, 2016

Bropiphany

A bropiphany is when a person suddenly realizes that he is a bro. A bropiphany can occur in many places; but most usually occur at frat parties, American Eagle or such clothing stores, drinking Nadi Light or Keystone, playing Lax, playing frisbie, listening to Dave Matthews Band, and also realizing your hat looks better backwards with a broken rim. If a person is unaware that he has had a bropihpany, one can usually tell by the change in appearance the person has, and the new ways the person addresses people. Most people that have had a bropiphany instantly refer to others as Brometheus, Brosef Stalin, Broger Federer, LeBro James, Bro-ack Brobama, Leonardo Bro-Vinci, etc.

John-"Hey Luke what you doing this weekend"?
Luke-"Not much Brosef Stalin. Gonna go play some lax with some bros, hit up Abercrombie, watch some Family Guy, and crush a delicious Nadi Light."

"After watching the Ultimate Lax Bro, I suddenly had a bropiphany"

"Dude, whats going on with Graham"
"Not much, King Brothur, hes just having a bropiphany".

Ah, don't tase me brah!

by luk5elrey October 16, 2009

bropitamy

the act of reaching the pinnacle of being a bro. self actualization that oneselves is bro.

Bro 1: Dude I convinced her to get an abortion
Bro 2: You are the bropitamy.

by Broness September 9, 2010