Bronteroc

The very embodiment of a keystone species, the bronteroc is essential if life is to survive on a planet. The diet of bronterocs is composed of oiligarchs, social, political, and financial aristocrats, and other "takers". Without bronterocs to consume them this upper crust will smother the apple pie of life on a planet resulting in the eventual destruction of all multicellular life on the planet.

As beautiful as it is useful if the bronteroc does not evolve on a planet eventually another species will develop which will cause the destruction of the planet's biodiversity through rapacious plunder.

by odochartaighgoibéalta January 7, 2022

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Brent Hately

Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn.

Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.

Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.

All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.

Look, it's Brent Hately. You know, the guy tugging his weewee in the corner of a motel room.

by BortOPotty October 27, 2023

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brontophilia

sexual arousal from a thunderstorm taking place

Man this thunderstorm just makes me want to have sex, I must have brontophilia

by josephmama December 13, 2009

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Brantford

Basically imagine all of the characters from King of the Hill and Trailer Park Boys lived in a town of 100,000 in Southern Ontario. Property values are low for a reason.

Often known as a ghost town with a high crime rate and lots of racism. Luckily, University students and Natives from Six Nations with some real culture have been moving to the city, making the city far less bland and revitalizing the downtown area.

Neighbourhoods: West Brant, Holmedale, East Ward, Brier Park/Fairview, Ava Heights, Eagle Place, Echo Place, Brentwood Park, Terrace Hill.

“I went to Brantford last week, why would anyone sane decide to move there? Honestly there is nothing this place has to offer anyone.”

by Genericone April 28, 2019

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