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Brolestation

Brolestation coming from the latin root words brofus and molestati come together to form the pinnacle of Bro on Bro homosex. This is a very rare event that only comes in to play when there is a large amount of axe spray and natty ice in the air, and if the sound waves are pumpin with jack johnson, it is considered a 100% garuntee of bro-rape
Stephen: "Hey this natty ice is delicious! Wheres the rest?"

Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"

10 minutes later....

Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"

Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"
by Jake-Zeb June 28, 2008
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broligamy

The act of one bro having significant relations (sexual or otherwise) with more than one other bro at the same time.
Out in Utah, it is not uncommon for a group of Mormon bra's to practice broligamy.
by g-spice October 19, 2009
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Brologue

Mindless chatter between two bros. Most sentences in a brologue are made up of the word "bro" or variations of said word. Nothing meaningful ever comes out of these types of conversations, unless you believe that males communicate non-verbally.
Tim texts Forrest after a long night of partying and a brologue ensues,

Tim- "sup bro"
Forrest- "not much brah, that party tonight was crazy though"
Tim- "yeah I know brosif, it was bromazing."
by XxxABroxxX October 10, 2011
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Broless Beer

noun.

refers to a beer consumed without the company of a bro or bros.
That shitface Anton bailed on me. We could have been on UD looking up shit like Angry Dragon, but he's off frolicking with some chicks. Looks like i'm gonna have a Broless Beer tonight.
by Ah Huang November 29, 2012
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broley

its actually named after character from a cartoon show (but most use the name for dogs) it means very energetic ,loveable, sweet, curious , welcoming , fun to be around and to fun to play with , he is so handsome and cute,adorable . if he dies you will cry forever , he will leave a hole in your heart if you leave him or if he leaves you . he is a bit of a troublemaker but overall an amazing noun .
-hey i heard you have a dog

-yeah is name is broley , he is so sweet
-aww

-yeah every time I come home he runs to the door waggling his tail and trying to lick my face .
-i wish i had broley
by deixe February 26, 2018
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Brole Models

Two men who are buddies but also look up to each other
Eric I got mad respect for you buddy!
For real my man! We be brole models.
by spx10 January 15, 2011
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Brolexia

Characterized by the inability to understand the predefined order of Bros And Hoes.
Bro: Don't he know that it's always Bros Before Hoes?

Other Bro: Nah man, he got Brolexia.
by RedThundah August 13, 2014
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