brologne

Cologne that rubs off on you from a male friend after spending lots of time with them.

Female: He smells good. What's he wearing?

Male: My brologne.

by BreezePuppy March 11, 2010

brologna

When a male friend does something horrible to another

My best friend told my girl about that chick last night, it was some brologna!

by djdropmadbeats May 11, 2010

brolaxing

Bro-lax-ing (verb) when five or more tools, commonly referred to as bros, get together to partake in a chill lacrosse game, and then split a case of natty ice.

Yo Chad, we should totally get the broskies for a quick brolaxing session. Natty ice on me.

by brolactic April 1, 2011

Brovage

Any act that enhances or increases the relationship between two bros

"Thank for being my wing man last night...that was brovage."

by one of two of the creators June 15, 2013

Brolarious

Bros getting crazy together and acting hilarious!

Me and my bro were cutting up the other night and we were laughing so hard! It was "brolarious."

by rbmayf September 5, 2013

Brolapse

Brolapse, verb:
cease to be proper bros, time apart having incurred a decline from previously high standards of bro-hood; a temporary interval in bro-ness.

noun:
the result of one bro giving it to another bro – strictly no homo, or not, who cares – so good that he gets a retrograde colon; a non-fatal but irksome repercussion of brodomy.

"Man, it's been ages, we've totally brolapsed!"

"Its not gay between bros yo, just a harmless bit of brodomy – unless you brolapse, that's not cool."

by JumbaJumbafuckingdonkeykong June 29, 2016

long distance brolationship

When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.

Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."

Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."

*man hug*

by c&o December 22, 2012