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brock

slang term meaning bro or brah
can replace anything it rhymes with
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Brock Obama

The girl at the brock show

The brockness monster

brocklyn we go hard
by Krebchek May 5, 2009
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tall,sexy,good with the ladies,not the smartest but kickass at contact sports,little above average size penis.
.......brock.......is sexy
by footballstar96 September 23, 2009
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VERB - A taunting action that involves flexing one's arms downwards and forwards until the knuckles just barely touch, craning one's neck forward, and grimacing menacingly, tongue slightly protruding from the mouth, while yelling "BLAAAAA!"
It originates from the intimidating pose struck frequently by WWE superstar Brock Lesnar.
"Let's go down to McDonalds, stand outside the play area, and brock the kids crawling out of the giant tube."

"I did the brock in the middle of the dance floor, and everybody cheered."

"I love brocking people for no reason at all."
by Sean Wilkinson March 14, 2003
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An irreversibly greatly flawed discard thrown away from the creator accidentally becomes alive.
Biologically entitled to be a man yet is in literature an object/tool/muff douche/muff cabbage.
Its immediate presence redefines 2 distinctive human nature into 3: good and evil... and retarded.
Constantly pisses anyone with functional CAHONE off, to no end, by claiming it's a man.

Physically resembles Goofie up to 90 %, with "exceptionally large feet" quoted by Goofie though.
It also differs from Goofie by the following facts:
- Goffie doesn't go around to tell peeps he makes $23/hour (actually $22 after rounding),
- Goofie doesn't repeatedly claims he has a New York City down there and,
- Goofie doesn't stress about how often he gets numbers from horny phat people.
- Not scientifically proven but it is well believed that it can fly with Dumbo in the rainbowy sky with its feet in paddling motion.

Mentally resembles a princess.
-Her royal highness gets mental vortex when a open driveway spot is taken.
-Her royal highness gets mental catastrophe when people say they believe in common sense.
-Her royal highness weeps in relatively high pitch when one tells her not to slam the door.
-Her royal highness gets a major migrant, ironically, when one tells her to relax.
-The migrant suddenly disappears when a phat person comes over and gives her a phone number.
A: "I think it is important to have some common sense..."
B: "Dude, there is no such a thing as a common sense, my boss told me that"
A: "...you must be Brock."
by flyingfatcat November 17, 2013
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A huge jerk. Usually he has floofy hair.
Girl 1- Oh he's so nice!
Girl 2- No he's so Brock
by NarniaPotato June 2, 2016
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He is one of the coolest guys! he's always up for a good time! he's sexy with abs and he is not shy to talk to girls espically Jorja! he's a ladies man alright. loves the attention and loves getting nudes! PS he has a big dick :-
Brock is a ladies man
by Sainty09 June 4, 2019
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Brock is the douche bag who throws giant keggers that end up getting busted by the cops at 11 PM and who would most likely brag about being a star high school athlete while he's at college
"Bro this kegger is sick Brock!"

"Bro thanks bro! Not as sick as my lax skills in high school though"
by redhawt4lyfe August 30, 2016
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