Bratchos

A game changing collaboration of de-cased beer brats atop blue corn chips as a stand in for ground beef. Campfire roasted for impeccable taste value.

Detox: We need to hit the store to make nachos all I’ve got is brats, no beef!
Razor: Fuck that, throw the brats on the chips!
Benny: Bratchos bitches! BOOM!
Tricky: That sounds awesome!

by f5snopro July 19, 2017

Broathed

When someone pats a pile of cum that has been sitting on the bathroom floor for 2+ hours.

Steven: hey is that my cum from 2+ hours ago
Julia: ya i think it is (walks over and pats the pile of cum)
Steven: you just broathed, julia

Julia: oh my bad g

by cummy piles May 6, 2021

Brotch

Mix between a brat and a bitch

Courtney Lauren is a brotch

by GAYOMI November 30, 2022

Fresh Broach

When you "pinch a loaf" in the dressing room of a store. Placement is crucial, it must be placed on a shirt or dress near the collar of the garment to resemble a "broach".

Bro 1- That shirt you tried on looked like straight ass crack bro.
Bro 2- Straight up bro, I gave it a "Fresh Broach". Might look better on someone else's bitch ass
Bro 1- Word

by Fatback MegaMolester August 9, 2012

Aaliyah broach

The most sexist girl. Funny and cute. Will marry a boy name Jorge. Jorge and her will kiss 1 more time. They will have a child name Ashley.

Jorge and Aaliyah broach got married and also has a baby name Ashley.

by Aaliyah broach March 21, 2017

HONEY BRATCHER

An I.T. person <normally a male> who will fix your computer or computer problems while not giving a shit. He/she might eat your food, go through your desk drawers, steal your change, etc.

Rustin: "My computer works better than ever but all of my change is gone, there are crumbs all over my desk, and the dirty picture of my wife is gone from my desk drawers."

Boss: "Sounds like the work of a Honey Bratcher."

by The one-man gang bang March 22, 2012

Brotch

The area between your Butt and your cROTCH.

I have a rash on my brotch that won't got away. Should I see a doctor or just sprinkle baby powder on it?

by Superscope March 1, 2008